Friday, Noveber 13

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said:

"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores as he probably has already had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
"On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die", she replied.

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